7:25 pick up carpool by accident. Not my day to drive
7:40 Must be sign from God
7:55 Pull in Target parking lot with more luxury SUV's than private carpool line.
7:58 Feeling out of place in pajamas and VW mini-van with gum stuck to side.
7:59 Casually elbow girl with blown-out hair getting out of black Escalade to get in front of door
8:00 Bee line for Missoni racks.
Mean girl puts all of the luggage in her cart because she has been up since midnight crashing Target site (must get life) and is filling up her cart to decide later what she is keeping. Evidently she is traveling around the world.
I snag one of the bags on left for my "must have, can't live without work tote". Laptop, paint deck, measuring tape. I mean, how professional am I?
Really wanted every single home item they had but was starting to feel like a one trick pony who decorates only in zig zag. Almost bought these for the client that is getting this delivered to her living room tomorrow morning....
Oh yeah, I would be seeing all of that in my client's living room tomorrow if mean girl hadn't taken them all.
9:00 Done shopping. Having buyer's remorse, may have to take Missoni Must Haves back to Target in order to be able to afford groceries.
Did you "Expect More and Pay Less" (than real Missoni) today? What did you score?
Mean girl, if you are reading this: Don't wear all of the pieces at once. It looks good in the ad, but not in real life.
Bye bye birdie,
~H
credit to: Fashionista, Target, Jonathan Adler
7:40 Must be sign from God
7:55 Pull in Target parking lot with more luxury SUV's than private carpool line.
7:58 Feeling out of place in pajamas and VW mini-van with gum stuck to side.
7:59 Casually elbow girl with blown-out hair getting out of black Escalade to get in front of door
8:00 Bee line for Missoni racks.
Can't run because wearing these.
I snag one of the bags on left for my "must have, can't live without work tote". Laptop, paint deck, measuring tape. I mean, how professional am I?
Mean girl thought she needed this dress too (in every size, just in case she becomes pregnant or bulimic) so I only got the sweater. Still, it was a score.
This is not Missoni. It is an antique patch-work Oriental over- dyed in Fuchsia. It's killer in person. Couldn't you just see the pillows on a Charcoal Sofa like this one from Jonathan Adler...
They certainly would have been a nice touch with...
9:00 Done shopping. Having buyer's remorse, may have to take Missoni Must Haves back to Target in order to be able to afford groceries.
Did you "Expect More and Pay Less" (than real Missoni) today? What did you score?
Mean girl, if you are reading this: Don't wear all of the pieces at once. It looks good in the ad, but not in real life.
Bye bye birdie,
~H
credit to: Fashionista, Target, Jonathan Adler
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